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i was watching my little pony when i was 33 years old in 2011 and i was watching an episode when a red pony named Big Macintosh walked onto the screen, with that big chest and those sexy hooves, my girlfriend walked in and during my panic to close the window my fashionable black fedora fell off my head and onto my lap. I don't think my girlfriend noticed. When i stood up to greet her the hat was stuck. It turns out that i had a horse induced boner; the hat seemed to be stuck on my 9 and a half inch penis.

here's a recap
>be me 33 years old.
>now i have sex with my horses almost every other day

i bet y'all wished you could be me.